The evil tearjerker, after having failed in his first attempt, lays out his diabolical dreams for the next attempt:
"When I build my next lair, I'm going to do a lot of things differently. More quick sand, more death beams and a bench in the shower, 'coz sometimes I like to sit down".
Sigh... so many things about Family Guy and American Dad are priceless. Some of the most crisp comedic writing since Simpsons!